Why nobody cares about Thanksgiving decorations
If you're wondering why all the chain stores go straight from Halloween decorations to Christmas decorations and skip over Thanksgiving, here's why.
- The holiday mascot is a turkey.
- A turkey is a stupid decoration.
- Everyone is sick of pumpkins after Halloween.
- Thanksgiving dinner can lead to the rehashing of unresolved family issues.
- Thanksgiving has zero build up other than the early request to have a turkey slaughtered on your behalf.
- You can’t have a “Thanksgiving party” unless it’s actually Thanksgiving.
- The only thing you get on Thanksgiving is heartburn - no gifts or treats.
- Thanksgiving is so boring it needed a parade and football.
- No one ever wrote a song about Thanksgiving.
- Planes Trains and Automobiles is the only Thanksgiving movie ever made - great movie btw!
- The holiday slogan is "Gobble Gobble Gobble", which makes you sound like a turkey and feel like a pig.
P.S. I’m just messing around. I actually love Thanksgiving!