Why nobody cares about Thanksgiving decorations

If you're wondering why all the chain stores go straight from Halloween decorations to Christmas decorations and skip over Thanksgiving, here's why. 

• The holiday mascot is a turkey.
• A turkey is a stupid decoration.
• Everyone is sick of pumpkins after Halloween.
• Thanksgiving dinner can lead to the rehashing of unresolved family issues. 
• Thanksgiving has zero build up other than the early request to have a turkey slaughtered on your behalf.  
• You can’t have a “Thanksgiving party” unless it’s actually Thanksgiving.
• The only thing you get on Thanksgiving is heartburn - no gifts or treats. 
• Thanksgiving is so boring it needed a parade and football. 
• No one ever wrote a song about Thanksgiving.
• Planes Trains and Automobiles is the only Thanksgiving movie ever made -  great movie btw!
• The holiday slogan is "Gobble Gobble Gobble", which makes you sound like a turkey and feel like a pig. 

P.S. I’m just messing around. I actually love Thanksgiving!